FonkHouse Genetics
(Formerly HempHistorian)

Just a dude trying to preserve what’s left, while getting quality genetics into the hands of growers who aspire for the best.

Disabled veteran & Midwest-based grower focused on rare, heirloom, hype, and legacy genetics.

Clones:
All rooted clones are carefully packaged and shipped Monday–Wednesday to ensure safe arrival and avoid weekend delays.
• U.S. Shipping: $54 flat rate (includes insulated packaging & express delivery)
• Each box safely holds up to 2 clones, bundle and save.

Live Arrival Guarantee
Every clone is inspected and packed with humidity control and support to prevent damage during transit.

If a clone arrives dead or severely damaged:
• I’ll replace it free of charge (buyer covers no shipping on the first replacement).
• If the replacement doesn’t survive, you’ll still get 50% off a new clone, and only need to cover shipping.

My goal is to make sure every grower receives a healthy, thriving clone ready to root into your garden.

Occasional Freebies Included
I like to surprise my customers when I can, you never know what you’ll get.

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